Keith Starky Explains Twitter

Daily deep-dive analysis of a specimen from the modern world's most exciting communication medium for penis humor.

Keith Starky is a leading researcher in the field of Advanced Sparse-Tree Social Networking Systems from Washington Polytechnical Institute in Indianapolis, Indiana. This "weblog" is part of his ongoing research in humor propagation and fluid reputation dynamics.

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Jesus Christ! I feel like I’ve been asleep for a thousand years. How long have I been asleep, Kip? I must be way behind on my research. Fetch me some coffee, boy! Time to check out my favorite source for research material and—what the fuck

— Dr. Starky, ten minutes ago, emerging from and returning to a lengthy coma brought on by acute Sween overdose during his ill-fated Sween Week this past July.


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