Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) is like a modern day Mark Twain:
- Twain often disparaged James Fenimore Cooper, who is referred to by many as “History’s First SEO Blogger” 1
- Twain was also a noted “productivity guru,” writing the book Efficacious Dosomethingism in 1869 2
- Both secretly love the feel of a freshly pressed pair of golfing pantaloons gently swaddling their gentleman’s bits
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1 Famously, when standing over the body of the slain Cooper after a duel involving alligators in the swamps of Louisiana, Twain is reported to have exclaimed, “Cooper ZERO!” Some contend that he said, “What’s your CPM, now, jerk?” The truth of this fantastic story will never be known.
2 Don’t try to look this book up on Amazon.com, it’s not there. Because of all of the gay shit.
