Keith Starky Explains Twitter

Daily deep-dive analysis of a specimen from the modern world's most exciting communication medium for penis humor.

Keith Starky is a leading researcher in the field of Advanced Sparse-Tree Social Networking Systems from Washington Polytechnical Institute in Indianapolis, Indiana. This "weblog" is part of his ongoing research in humor propagation and fluid reputation dynamics.

Please contact him at explainingtwitter@gmail.com with any questions you might have.

Administrivia

So, somehow I’ve managed to get 300 tumblr “followers” for my research. This is really good news, and I’m pretty sure I’m a shoo-in for that parking space in the University annex lot. (Gaining a space there will reduce my commute time by 37%!) Just to seal the deal, I’m sending around a form for you all to sign, starting with my first follower (a very kind Mr. Weselec, which I guess is a Polish name) and working its way around to my last follower, a Mr. Remiel, whom I do not know but who seems pleasant enough. Just pass it on to the next person after you sign it, and maybe leave a little testimonial about how my research is benefiting your life, or the lives of your descendants, and if there’s still space after all of that you can draw a picture of a cat.

Please send it back to me when it is completed. Thank you.

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